At any moment he’ll feel a nagging smother
Just leave him alone, we’ll tell one another,
But on his birthday, We’ll shout and sing! He’ll let it slide.
So it goes, such reveling, We know he cares cause he’ll abide,
On this, his birthday, my snarling, clever, wicked fun, brother.
There’s a lot of ways to relax, unwind,
but its hard to do if you’re feeling confined,
The truth is you don’t need room to range,
But sometimes one needs to rearrange,
and so make space to free one’s mind.
So much to say about what we eat,
But much that is said is simply replete
with falsehoods and fanciful guesses.
Various nature tells us and blesses,
So many things. Lets eat some red meat.
We all heard them roar for blocks and blocks,
An audience loved their character stocks,
They tricked vamped and played,
And for hours folks gleefully stayed,
No one did mind that their puppets were socks.
Through all the restless finger taps,
There have been many years of gaps,
But one snack of which I’ll never tire
Its the one to which all others aspire,
Is the storied, simple, perfect Ginger Snap.
A heart as a mystery, turns
Dear and no longer so young, burns
Turns tomorrows into somedays
but maybe thats better in someways,
for tomorrow never comes if your heart never learns
In aggregate more delicious than their sum,
This is synergy worth any ransom,
In a tiny place, where the music is loud,
And they’re serving a crowd,
But I’ve never had a Biscuit so Handsome.
When passionate work in amorous throes,
Makes you chase down the light wherever it goes,
Desperate for perfect, and rarified light,
You’ll gladly brave storms and chance some frostbite
And gladly for photos, relinquish your toes.
Down in the center of town, for all to see,
It stood quite tall and always read quarter-to-three,
But nobody noticed this gravest mistake,
Driving by, as much as I yelled no one would brake,
It was then that I realized this clock was only for me.
There once was a man whose name started “Doodle”
He was a painter, and used a brush made from noodles
His defining work involved an undersea burger,
No one quite got the docent’s great fervor,
But with starry narwhal, this piece was the whole kit and caboodle.