Limerick for December 25th

Christmas day Edition!

Christmas-time folks

will drink and make jokes.

But for reindeer and sleighs

Santa’s changing his ways

And he no longer smokes.


Daily Limerick: Bonus Christmas Edition!

Big burly, bearded beatnik

seasonal musical peppermint drumstick

Thump-ity thump thump bongo drum Frosty’s icy round rump,

cookie crumb left by beret wearing Saint Nick.